Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Please release me, let me go!

You know how when they made Scream, they gave us the rules of slasher filcks. Don't drink or have sex, don't say you will be right back, don't yadda yadda yadda.

Well, there should be a list of rules on how to survive a terroist threat over a 24 hour period.

Rule #1, never, NEVER leave CTU. When you get there, stay put. Handcuff yourself to a railing, tie yourself to a chair. Do what ever you have to do, but don't leave. Oh, and just in case, don't leave the main statistical area just in case there is a mole that will kill you when you stumble upon them doing secret bad things.

Rule #2, if you ignore rule #1 and do leave CTU, don't on any account be Jack Bauer's girlfriend, daughter or wife. In fact, it would be best if you make sure Jack hates your guts. That is the best way to ensure your survival.

In case you are reading this, on the verge of cursing my name because you are behind, I won't say any more than that.

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