Saturday, July 11, 2009

The Advantage of the Balcony

My box office is currently selling tickets for a neighbor club venue that has a floor level and a balcony. When asked about the difference in price, my response is all tickets are $25.00.

Real Question
"What's the advantage of sitting in the balcony?"

Answer in my head
"Well, from the balcony, you can through things, like bar straws and peanuts, down on the people sitting on the floor while they are unable to reach you from the floor for retaliatory fire."

2 comments:

Christopher Wheeler said...

Drew! You live! And even post. I thought your's was a dead blog, but just on a whim I thought I'd check in and see if you were still out there.

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